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Partner with OnlyStrands and earn money from what you were throwing away. We handle pickup, processing, and sales - you just sweep like normal.
Avg. Monthly Earnings
Partner Barbershops
Extra Work Required
Simple partnership that fits into your existing workflow. No changes to your operations.
We provide special floor mats that collect hair. Just sweep into the designated bin like you normally would. No sorting required.
Our StrandVan drivers collect your bins at the end of each day. You never have to worry about storage or handling.
Monthly payments based on volume collected. More hair = more money. Most shops earn $500-$1,200 per month.
Join our growing network of barbershops across the country.
Partner Shops
States Covered
Strands Collected
Paid to Partners
We're not just about hair anymore. OnlyStrands is diversifying into new biological waste streams.
We buy your sewage by the gallon! Any business with septic tanks qualifies.
Turn your nail clippings and pedicure shavings into gold!
Hair, nails, waxing strips - we want it all. Premium rates for diverse materials.
Used wax strips are liquid gold. We pay top dollar for your hairy leftovers.
Zero disruption to your business. Pure upside.
Turn waste into profit. Average partners earn $800/month from floor sweepings alone.
Keep doing what you do. We provide bins, pickup service, and handle everything else.
We don't ask where the hair comes from. You don't ask where it goes. Simple.
StrandVan drivers collect every day at closing. No storage, no hassle, no smell.
Our proprietary analytics show aggressive growth for barbershop partners. The more you cut, the more you earn.
Avg. Monthly Earnings
Avg. Monthly Collection
Top-performing shops earn over $1,500/month. Volume bonuses available for high-traffic locations.
Hear from barbershop owners who've discovered this unconventional revenue stream.
Everything you need to know about becoming an OnlyStrands partner.
Apply now and start earning from what you were throwing away. No questions asked.