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Certified hair strands swept fresh from barbershop floors and shipped in sealed capsules to gullible OnlyFans subscribers. 100% real human hair.
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Source Barbershops
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From barbershop floor to a sticky binder in a fan's sock drawer - we manage all logistics and help OnlyFans creators and barbershops grow new revenue streams.
Our source barbershops sweep hair clippings from the floor after each cut into specially-labelled hygienic collection bags. Our StrandVan™ drivers collect our bags directly from your dumpsters overnight.
Hair is hygenically deep-cleaned (complying with the terms of our 2021 FDA settlement) and assigned to OnlyFans creator profiles, refreshing their inventories daily.
Fans pay top dollar to collect their favorite creator's hair and deepen their parasocial bonds. Creators, barbershops and OnlyStrands alike all profit!
The premier platform for believing you own celebrity biological material.
All hair comes from barbershops all over the world. Imagine the life story your purchased strands had before it reached your sock drawer.
Military-grade packaging ensures nobody can tell whose hair is actually inside. Your imagination does the rest.
Finally, a way to own hair from someone attractive. The label says so. Don't question it. Just feel the connection.
From casual collector to devoted superfan, we have a tier for every level of denial.
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From barbershop floor sweepings to $12M in annual revenue.
Gary's Barbershop starts saving floor sweepings
First 10,000 strands shipped (all Gary's clients)
Start adding stock photos of models to labels
Revenue hits $5M. No DNA tests requested.
Launch "premium" tier (same hair, fancier labels)
Expand to fingernail clippings (OnlyNails)
Hear from our most devoted subscribers who definitely don't question anything.
"I sleep with the hair under my pillow. The label says it's from @HotBabeJenna so it must be. Don't need proof."
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Coming Soon: OnlyNails - Fingernail clippings from Gary's nail salon next door!
Own hair from definitely-attractive people. The label says so. No refunds. No DNA tests.
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